so my brother went to teh hospital again..cuz he like broke another finger. he like fractured his finger playin dodgeball, and was told not to play sports agani for a coupla months..yet he decides to go play the same sport again a couple weeks later..and ends up braking the one right beside it. guys are geniuses.
oh so today we went out for liya's bday! we went to yuk yuk's downtown...it was funny..i guess. k, i lied. it was
alrite. we got off at union and walked all the way there!! cuz i had no clu where it was. then we had to ask random ppl 4 directions...so that is why ppl invented teh GPS system. could come in handy today! so we ended up being late for the show, wouldn't pay $17 again tho..unless it was a fat black guy doin it. oh my goodness, ALL black guys..esp the fat ones are sooo hilarious.. i luv em. like rubben studdard. he's black and fat. and america loves him. see the parallel? rubben's not funny tho...or mabbe he is but i jus don't kno it. he's so dang cute. and anything a cute guy sez is funny. yea so taht was yuk yuks'///sighh./// its all the same..well the jokes were all the same. go figure.
anyway.. after we went to ben & jerry's on queen st. for sum ice cream..lol we were such tourists..takin out our digi cams and taking pics in the store with teh ice cream .ahha. omg! then guess wut i saw? "chunky monkey" ice cream! yea! for those who watched that show "2ge+ther" you would kno wut i'm talkin about. it was the episode wen mickey couldn't do a concert at his old high school cuz he was known as the fat kid and was too embarrassed 2 go back..and how he couldn't stop eating// ..then someone ate his chunky monkey ice cream and he freaked outtt. haha. ohh man, i loved that show.props to you guys who kno wut i'm talkin a/b. yes. so that's the deal with the ice cream. and i took a picture. in memory of the show--then afterwards we had our quest for the $1.50 street meat...which we coudln't find..so we ended up paying $2 for a vendor dog. it wasss soo good tho. haven't had one in foreverss. its so dirrty it could prolly kill me. but the point is..it was yummy.
then there was friday nite. - and there was where i lost...twice. the first time was in the game of rock,paper,scissors @ mcD's. the mcCAFE was soo pertty. so classy. i feel wrong ordering a burger and going over to sit on the leather couches. its lke a sin. neways back to rock, paper scissors...i can beat everyone at that game..except for darren. i dunno why.. and becuz i lost i had to drive up ALL the way to the timmy's up on steeles as apposed to the one near me on sheppard cuz mcCAFE was closing/ownage'd. neways..so then we started playing poker @ timmy's...it was so jokes..cuz we used pepper packets to bet ohh yesss.. pepper packets. we would jus send willie and he would grab 2 handfulls of pepper and bring them over to our table. ahha. so bait. neways..so i was playin a solid game..until i got greedy. and wen you get greedy..as keith would say, "it foreshadows your death" ahhah. (only cuz he got greedy and he got out first..cuz i CLEANED him off good.) wut a sore loser,hehe.he did well for 'hanging by a thread' the whole time. dunno how he did it.ahah. then steve told me that im a good bluffer. "i don't care" omg..soo jokes...those kids are jokes.gotta luv em
i feel the vendor dog jus sittin at the bottom of my stomache rite now. ew. the fat is going straight to my tummy..i can FEEL it. i need to go to sum gym. but if you kno me..im relly iffy bout those big gyms..cuz they're all SCAMS. if ur thinkin of joining..DON'T. they're all trippy like dat. don't remind me everrrr of wut happend at bally's. and i decided to not say that B-word ever again. so don't bring it up. AND i decided to not ever sign a contract ever again..like ever! those sales ppl are sooo danggg good at sellin stuff..and knowing me and how im such a sucker for free stuff. lol "wut?? free watch?? omgg..sign me in!" that happened wen i got OUT of my contract after much muchhh nagging, and wen i found out a/b that watch offer, i was like..SIgn me back in! ahahah. i never learn do i? but all those big gyms require a 12 month contract.which i can't do..cuz i don't do commitment. but they're soo nice. and they have pilates classes. how awesome is that?
so today's moral is: dont get greedy "cuz it foreshadows your death" and don't sign contracts. take it from me. i think i would kno ;)
